never listen to l’homme run’s music bc at first listen you’ll be like “lol this is so dumb” but then u listen a couple more times and ur like “ok not bad not bad” but then the next thing u know ur screaming “hey yo tONY WHERED U GET THAT FRESH PEPPERONI” in ur sleep
okay so if harry potter was born in 1980, and went to hogwarts in like 91, that means he was in his sixth year in 1996
do you think he knew about the spice girls? i mean.. i know he had shit going on with horcruxes that year but wannabe isn’t something that happens without you taking note of it
What if I told you that mozzarella sticks never had to end? That for $10, you could eat for free (for $10) for the rest of your natural life? That there exists a spot in the space-time continuum in which it is always Friday? That there are free refills on all Slushes™ excluding Red Bull® branded items?
This is a god damn masterpiece in storytelling.